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Too-Full
Queasy Feeling I’m kinda cheap, so when I go out I like an all-you-can-eat buffet And I wanna get my money’s worth So I gotta starve myself all day And I get a too-full Queasy feelin’ And I know I can’t keep it down ‘Cause I’m already barfin’ On the ground. I’m kinda tight, and I like to get tight But I hate to drink up all my pay So I only buy the cheapest swill Suck down a gallon every day And I get a snoot-full Dizzy feelin’ And I know I can’t hold my booze ‘Cause I’m already ralphin’ On my shoes. Flu shots they cost ten dollars or so That I’d rather spend on food or booze So I figure if I don’t get a shot Lunch is all I gotta lose And I get a rueful Sneezy feelin’ And I know I should get a life ‘Cause I’m already pukin’ On my wife. (Musical interlude, perhaps with disgusting
sound effects) And I get an awful Sleazy feelin’ And I know that I’m just a sap ‘Cause I’m already pukin’ Yes, I’m already ralphin’ I’m already barfin’ In my lap. | Home Blasphemy and Heresy Democretins and Repiglicans Ignoring the Bounds of Good Taste Music for the Diseased Mind Seditious Libel The War on Drug Users |